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[licensetocrane]

 "Hi, this is April.  If you're calling at 3am, you better be someone I know REAL well."

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[licensetocrane]

[Please imagine her 8|?? face while she listens to all these weird fucking sounds on the other side of this call. Should she ask?

Nah. He was clearly being secretive to begin with. She can pester him later if she remembers.]

I was watching painted toenails dry. Wanna hear about the precise levels of different colour I was mixing to get that sheeny, pearled finish?

[She's full of shit, but don't tell me if it was boring just made her reach for the most boring thing she could think of. It's either this or taxes.]

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[oweschildsupport]

[HE WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TAXES, ie. she absolutely chose correctly.]

Ugh, I'm hanging up now! I will not be party to any toe-based conversations—beings with hooves get a free pass on those.

[oweschildsupport]

...But thanks. I owe you one, or something.

[licensetocrane]

You can be sure I'll collect. [Grin.] Take care, Barry.

[And off she goes.]